My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
I love Jane Lynch
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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
teddy lupin inheriting the motorbike and sirius’s leather jacket
yeah okay but this was a definitely legit thing that happened
and can you just imagine him trying to figure out how to fly it
he probably crashed it at least eight times before he managed to even get it in…
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